Tuesday, September 01, 2009

I got a feelin inside of me / Its kinda strange like a stormy sea



You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.

We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.

[From Eternal Earthbound Pets]


Q: How do you ensure your representatives won't be Raptured.
A: Actually, we don't ensure it, they do. Each of our representatives has stated to us in writing that they are atheists, do not believe in God / Jesus, and that they have blasphemed in accordance with Mark 3:29, negating any chance of salvation.

Right-o, where's the phone....


Chad Taylor said...

I remember in Standard Four at Manurewa Central our (Bible bashing) teacher telling the class that their pets would not go to Heaven. And that was the end of Christian beliefs for 24 children right there, just like that.

Simon said...

those 24 kids should be eternally grateful..them and their dogs

Lewis Tennant said...

Hey Sim. Thanks for the link up sir. Early days for this blogger, but glad you like the beginnings...

Simon said...

A pleasure Lewis, I liked it a lot