He's a man / with a plan / got a counterfeit dollar in his hand

Yeech, that Bobby Jindal is yet another GOP freakshow with one foot in the Middle Ages. The future of the party you say....

Toward the conclusion of what Jindal called “the tremendous battle between the Susan we knew and loved and some strange and evil force,” Jindal and his friends forced Susan to read passages from the Bible. “She choked on certain passages and could not finish the sentence ‘Jesus is Lord.’ Over and over, she repeated "Jesus is L..L..LL," often ending in profanities,” Jindal wrote. Finally, evil gave way to the light. “Just as suddenly as she went into the trance, Susan suddenly reappeared and claimed ‘Jesus is Lord.’ With an almost comical smile, Susan then looked up as if awakening from a deep sleep and asked, ‘Has something happened?’”

[From Bobby Jindal's Secret Past - The Daily Beast]

They sure know how to pick them.