One child grows up to be / somebody that just loves to learn

We were down in Jalan Dhyana Pura, or as the ockers say 'drink street' (doncha love them..where would be without suburban Australia lowering the level of just about everything they see or touch to the base: eat, drink, fart and drink more. Oh, and of course, watch ball sports and yell inane things at people on screens who can't possibly hear them).

Sadly, it's been of the curses of this gilded isle (but where would the tourist barons been without them to fill the bars and clubs of Kuta and Tuban). And I have to agree with this blogger, who, I guess, is talking of his fellow countrymen, or maybe not. But either way, the Bintang singleted (often, even more gruesomely not wearing it, but carrying it in hand, as they sway their ample hanging gut for all to enjoy), and swilling, tattooed, loud, fat Australian male is one of the more offensive sights you can see here.

And you see lots of them. Lots. With their just as offensive young, just pubescent, ockers in training following them loudly down the street, in the same uniform, carrying the same beer.

So, down at Dhyana Pura we were. We, Brigid and I, were at Antique, one of Bali's better restaurants (and happily just edgy enough to keep out the swilling masses).

Next door is one of the large numbers of gay bars in a street where ladyboys are almost as common as the drug dealers and the undercover cops who work with them (buy off one on a corner, his mate is on the next and you find yourself bruised and several thousand dollars poorer within 24 hours).

For some odd reason they have a TV above the bar showing mostly footy, at least in the early hours before the lady boys and those who swoop on the street looking for their company turn up around 1am, and, I guess, hope that it may drag random passing ockers in for a swift one or two and a few loud jeers at the opposing team on the TV.

And sitting outside Antique watching, I have to say it works. Well kinda. There was an endless stream of blokes with Mrs. Ocker wandering past, Bintang (large) in hand. Hubby would catch something in the corner of his eye, stop and yell at Mrs.Ocker to "STOP!!"

Mrs Ocker would obey and hubby, with a sway of that ample gut, would scream out from the street a few choice "You're fuckin' joking!" and "No, No, No yer fuckwit" and so on at the distant screen, pause for a moment, look at Mrs. Ocker, and snarl "c'mon" and stagger off.

So, yes, I largely agree with much of that post. However I find myself grimacing a little at the phrase:

It’s certainly not the Balinese people, who are amongst the most respectful, beautiful, tolerant and patient people on this earth.

So having made some wild generalisations on this post, I have to backstep a little and say how much I hate stereotypes. And of course the stereotype found in that description of a whole people is grossly rose tinted. But oft expressed.

Are there wonderful respectful, beautiful, tolerant and patient people on Bali. Well, yes. There are. They exist in Sydney too. And in Auckland. Are there nasty, greedy, malignant people in the Balinese population? Well, yes. And they exist in Sydney too. And in Auckland. And so on.

I'm extraordinarily uncomfortable with the way the myth of Bali (and yes, much of it is a myth, created by travel agents and others with vested interests since the 1920s. The real history of this island is very much darker and extraordinarily violent, much of which simmers still under the surface..it's only 43 years since Balinese took upon themselves to slaughter 5% of their population in a blood fest which still haunts large parts of Bali, and the Balinese to this day can often be very brutal to each other) seems to be so easily accepted by so many visitors, but I guess that underlines the success of the marketing over the decades.

Myself, I find myself biting my tongue when I hear or read things like that. Or witness someone saying "they are all so generous" or, "they're all so serene", or any of the other nonsense phrases that trip off the tongues of countless tourists and websites.

Because 'they're" not anything of the sort, they're a living, breathing population of people, good, bad, talented, mediocre, artistic, uninspired and all of those things and none of those things. Not an exhibit with set qualities. Mickey Mouse or Darth Vader have set qualities because they're invented, whereas people from the island of Bali are not..unless you count the invented stereotype.

Balinese are short, tall, fat, skinny, ugly, pretty..unless of course if you agree that all Australians are are fat beer swilling slobs. It's a pretty big thing to say they are all...

It kinda gets to me.