God is a concept By which we measure our pain

From the church never forgets file:

A Vatican newspaper has forgiven the late English singer John Lennon for saying four decades ago that The Beatles were more popular than Jesus.

The paper dismissed Lennon's much-criticised remark that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ as a youthful joke.

The paper described the remark as "showing off, bragging by a young English working-class musician who had grown up in the age of Elvis Presley and rock and roll and had enjoyed unexpected success".

Gosh.....I guess the past 28 years waiting outside the pearly gates are over. Next they'll be forgiving Martin Luther